God Helps Those Who Do His Work For Him
Sorry about missing last week. Let’s just say things got weird.
Anyway, you know the phrase “God helps those who help themselves.” It’s a simple saying, and fairly easy to understand. Although, to me it makes Dad seem lazy. If somebody’s helped themselves, why would he need to step in and help them. Try offering to move a friend’s refrigerator, after they’ve already moved it. But that’s just me making fun him, as I tend to do. What it’s supposed to mean is that as long as you put your foot in the door, my father will open it.
It just isn’t true. After realizing helping out caused way more problems than it solved, Dad stopped helping out. But some people were stubborn. They kept waiting for God to do something. Something needed to be done. That’s when I…did nothing. As much as I hate to admit it, the solution was Dad’s idea. Being the God of Creation (or Creativity, as would be more appropriate), he convinced writers to put pen to paper the ideas behind the phrase. Though nearly all the stories failed in the market, the idea managed to seek in. Now less people rely on him than ever. They do things for themselves, like they are supposed to. I get upset sometimes when they still give Father the credit, but not much I can do at this point. Whatever.
See you next week.